... why is your default mode all of a sudden "porn"?
I can't remember to have switched it to... y'know, the p-word. Do you have a trojan up there who switches it on porn every time I reboot?
How the fucking hell do you think I should avoid questions if my history teacher catches me drawing certain Lt. Colonels butt naked during class? Well, the Lt. Colonel's naked, not me!
Seriously, and what should I tell my mum if she finds some of the drawings?
Can I sue you if something's going down the wrong road?

Yours sincerely (and going to draw p0rn)
scap3goat

... why is your default mode all of a sudden "porn"?
I can't remember to have switched it to... y'know, the p-word. Do you have a trojan up there who switches it on porn every time I reboot?
How the fucking hell do you think I should avoid questions if my history teacher catches me drawing certain Lt. Colonels butt naked during class? Well, the Lt. Colonel's naked, not me!
Seriously, and what should I tell my mum if she finds some of the drawings?
Can I sue you if something's going down the wrong road?

Yours sincerely (and going to draw p0rn)
scap3goat

... why is your default mode all of a sudden "porn"?
I can't remember to have switched it to... y'know, the p-word. Do you have a trojan up there who switches it on porn every time I reboot?
How the fucking hell do you think I should avoid questions if my history teacher catches me drawing certain Lt. Colonels butt naked during class? Well, the Lt. Colonel's naked, not me!
Seriously, and what should I tell my mum if she finds some of the drawings?
Can I sue you if something's going down the wrong road?

Yours sincerely (and going to draw p0rn)
scap3goat