So, guess what?
I am never, ever again eating anything - in my whole life!
Nor am I going to drink anything.
I will never do anything with my mouth again.

You know me, it takes much to make me cry like a baby. Today I cried like a baby. It was worse than all my knee injuries together, worse even than the cramps of doom.

So, guess what?
I am never, ever again eating anything - in my whole life!
Nor am I going to drink anything.
I will never do anything with my mouth again.

You know me, it takes much to make me cry like a baby. Today I cried like a baby. It was worse than all my knee injuries together, worse even than the cramps of doom.

So, guess what?
I am never, ever again eating anything - in my whole life!
Nor am I going to drink anything.
I will never do anything with my mouth again.

You know me, it takes much to make me cry like a baby. Today I cried like a baby. It was worse than all my knee injuries together, worse even than the cramps of doom.

Oh, well. Guess what?
I need a job.
I need a 400€-based job, because the fucking military turned me down and I have no other way to afford the flight to England next year to see Hamlet.

Oh, well. Guess what?
I need a job.
I need a 400€-based job, because the fucking military turned me down and I have no other way to afford the flight to England next year to see Hamlet.

Oh, well. Guess what?
I need a job.
I need a 400€-based job, because the fucking military turned me down and I have no other way to afford the flight to England next year to see Hamlet.