 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I pulled ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} incognito's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I pushed pegasusuroborus in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I helped sue91 across the street (6 points). In November I helped forlornhope42 see the light (8 points). In June on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-48 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
What the f***?
Why can't I remember Vancouver?
What happened? Did I meet Paul?
*whimper*
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count one out;